Why is this funny? It just is, ok? No, YOU shut up!

Out of the vast number of blogs that fall into the wide category of porcupine inspired, random, wandering and written by someone called Leslie, my favourite has to be Um..What?? (as mentioned in an earlier post.)

I decided to concentrate for ten minutes this morning, and work my way through another blog post.  With watering eyes and now an inner ear based balance problem, all induced from the crazy rambling, I finally made it to another post, and literally, laughed so hard I swallowed my tongue.  Maybe I’ve built this up too much, but if I have it just means she’ll have to be even funnier or try her hand at being a senator.

Quote of the year:

“Okay: The following is an actual conversation between a five-year-old girl and a then 33-year-old me. The five-year-old is being referred to as “Five-Year-Old” only because I’m guessing calling her “Smart-Ass Bitch Face” is probably frowned upon by various mommy bloggers and parental organizations everywhere, all of which I am totally sure could give one sh*t about read this blog:

Five-Year-Old (after watching me work on my axel for a while): We’re practicing the same jump!

Me: I know! Isn’t that kind of fun?!

Five-Year-Old: Aren’t you way too old for this?

Me: (Falls.)”

http://lesley.typepad.com/umwhat/2008/09/post.html

Right, I’ve got work to do.  Later.

Man I’m a funny guy

So I generally spend my time posting funny, sarcastic or rude comments on various blogs etc, to help me feel more of a man after a long day of being shouted at by my boss (seriously though, after Uni life is great. Serious).  Occasionally, I’m so funny I give myself a hi-five in celebration to my percieved (and misplaced) awesomeness.

Anyway, I found a great blog today.  It ticks all the boxes that I require ticking to keep my Playstation destroyed attention-span on track.  It’s very, very random, funny, written by a chick who is, quite frankly, hot, and it doesn’t take itself very seriously.  So i wrote a comment on a post of hers that, quite frankly, I thought was hilarious.

However, this doesn’t take much as I’ve made a name for myself by laughing at my own jokes, none of which anyone else get (although I think they all pretend they don’t get it because it’s too funny).

On a stream of comments written by her fan base, all describing how they first found the blog, and how great it is:

I found this blog when I was out shopping. I heard someone talking about this great blog that rambles all over the place, is hi-larious yet totally random.  So, I went online and searched for the name they gave me. Anyway, after I was done on Maddox’s site, I googled “boobs” and got sent here. True story.

Laugh?  I nearly started.

Anyway, if you want to read a real blog, check out Um… What??.  It’s been described as…

“Although weird, difficult to follow and easy to lose track of, I still can’t stop reading your posts! it’s like watching a very, very slow motion car crash. you can’t stop reading because you just HAVE to see what happens to all the bits flying in different directions.”

.. by me…